malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.

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daeneryus:

hot things to say during sex:

  • aw man i shot marvin in the face
  • silly caucasian girl likes to play with samurai swords
  • you got two jobs; kiss good, and make sure my hair don’t get wet
  • the d is silent
  • [faking Italian with a southern accent] bon jorno
  • BECAUSE IT’S SO MUCH FUN JAN

youngstero:

how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?

roseellendix:

This video. 

i started watching misfits the other day… im late to the party i know

it’s actually really good! better than expected!

if you can help it, don’t work for a fast food chain…

it’s really not worth the money most of the time

Jack? Is golfing?

also when I was waiting for my ride home some drunk girls told me i have pretty hair

reeesult

some random customer asked for my number at work today and it was the most awkward thing ever

i took his order and said “can i get you anything else?”

and he was like “yeah, uh, your number”

I was just like “oh dear…”

wawapapi69:

Kinda want to play with your hair kinda want to go down on you for 45 minutes

missing venice 🇮🇹😩🚣 #venice

chiconchic:

Some of my favourite photos from our trip to Venice

Such a lovely holiday ❤️